Nostalgia is a powerful drug. It has us always pining for a better time that probably never was, or at the very least was just better because it was simpler and our brains were not broken by the waves of information debris that are hurdled at us on a daily basis. Tapping into that nostalgia- let’s look at our favorite Bayside Tigers and the crew that made problems fun but always taught us to be cool.
AC Slater/Mario Lopez –
Perhaps the most notable of the SBTB graduates- Mario Lopez has done a bit of everything. He stretched his acting chops further with “Saved By the Bell: the College Years” and wowed audiences as “American Hero*” (*Per the VHS Box) Greg Luganus. He is still quite attractive to look at and seems to have aged as well as anyone surrounded by makeup and plastic surgery. He hosts “Entertainment tonight” and is pretty much universally tolerated so that he will not bother anyone when he appears on screen.
Stacy Carosi/Leah Remini:
After spending a large portion of her adult life being manipulated and led to believe she was leading a good life when we was simply being brainwashed by a large controlling mass, Ramini left the King of Queens and focused on her faith in Lord Xenu. After an Amicable split she has turned her attention towards being an avid birder and will star alongside Damien “Jr. Gong” Marley in an upcoming spin off series: “The Queen of Kingston”
Lisa Turtle/Lark Vorhees:
After the Run of SBTB ended, Vorhees had trouble adapting to normal life. She was plagued by both her fame as “Lisa Turtle”, creditors who believed she was actually rich, and continual rumors that she was the half sister of “Jason” from Friday the 13th. In an effort to step back from Public Life she left on a trip to Australia with her life partner in which her plane crashed and was never recovered. Last known Photo shown above
Tori Scott/Lizzy Caplan-
After riding out of Bayside on her Motorcycle – “Cool Girl” Tori enjoyed a successful Career in acting. She played a jealous skank in “Mean Girls” and went on to roles in “New Girl”, “Hot Tub Time Machine” and Showtime’s “Masters of Sex” (For which, she received an Emmy Nomination). DID YOU KNOW? She has a CAT named Lisa Turtle
Becky The Duck from the oil Episode:/Mr. Cheese and Quackers
A one trick pony, Cheese/Quack never worked on another show. Permanently stained from the Real Oil that was used on the showed, a worsening depression and loss of identity plagued Quackers until his life was cut short in a collision with Harrison Ford’s plane. The LA County coroner declined comment on if the incident was a suicide attempt by the duck.
Jesse Spano/Elizabeth Berkley
Berkley famously tried to shirk her Nerd-Teen image with the (at the time) very provocative role in “Showgirls”. Of course, today we would’ve clicked on one of our other 7 open tabs before we watched more than 14 seconds of this for that type of enjoyment. She has two different colored eyes and once watched a guy on a flight watch “Showgirls” in front of her for the entire flight and not recognize her from it. She now writes advice books for girls from lessons ranging on caffeine pill addiction, and how to watch a guy on a flight watch “Showgirls” in front of her for the entire flight and not recognize you from it, amongst other topics.
Mr. Belding/Dennis Haskins
Principal Belding was later named Superintendent of Bayside, California before eventually being called to serve at the White House in various roles. He is now retired in Chattanooga, Tennessee where he was originally from. He wore the #54 for Notre Dame High in Chattanooga, TN in an reference to his favorite player, Brian Urlacher. His High school, in Chatanooga TN also hosts a Trivia Bowl named after him, where he is frequently the introductory speaker( when his schedule permits)
Zach Morris/Mark Paul Gosslear
Fuck, He’s still got it
Kelly Kapowski/Tiffany Amber Theissen
Aged like a fine wine, the queen of every boys pubescent dreams has ALSO still got it! She parlayed her Kapowski role into a stint on “Beverly Hills: 90210” and “From Dusk Till Dawn: 2” which was panned as it did not feature a sexy snake stripper scene with Selma Hayek. She’s dropped the Amber and hosts an Instagram Cooking show which features her and her husband being silly gooses while she preps a Low-Carb German Potato Salad.
Samuel “Screech” Powers / Dustin Diamond–
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